I think we all agree that art comes in many different forms. It also comes from minds that border on lunacy…and it has been said on more than one occasion that I’m a lunatic…
Today I needed a good laugh and I looked to Groucho and friends to help me out.
Do yourself a favor and take sometime out of your busy schedule and click on a couple of these videos…I’m sure they will make you laugh or at least bring a smile to your face.
I must warn you that they are so funny that you might spend more than a few minutes looking at them all…because I did when I put them all together.
For those readers under forty, take some time to discover how brilliant the classic comedians of years ago were. Their routines are timeless.
FYI…after you get by W.C. Fields, Groucho and Jonathan the “f” word is used quite frequently.
…and I might add… fucking brilliantly!
…my favorite would have to be Robin Williams talking about golf in Scotland.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which I also keep handy. W.C. Fields
|WC Fields Juggles
5 min – Aug 29, 2006
Uploaded by cbeg
My wife and I were Greece this past year, a year ago, and I — she and I came out of this temple, Athena or something, which was about, oh, 50, 60 miles outside of Athens. And we were on a bus with a lot of blue hairs and — so the woman turned to me, she said, “I know who you are.” And I said, “Yeah, so do I. It’s on my dog tag.” “You are him, aren’t you?” “I’m him. Now, who am I? The important thing is who are you, dear?” “I’m Agatha Lendler. We’re from Terre Haute, Indiana. This is my husband, Howard, my second husband. My first husband was run over.” “You better be on your toes.” So at any rate, she said, “Let me ask you something, Mr. Winters. Is it Mr. Winters? “Mm-hmm.” “What did you think of the temple?” And my wife was just within earshot. And I said, “I was terribly disappointed.” “Why?” “Everything was broken.” “Well, my God, man, it was 5,000 years before Christ.” “It should be repaired by now.” As I turned around, she just shook her head. He said to her, “You know, honey, a lot of them are completely burned out.” Perfect. Jonathan Winters
|Jonathan Winters Prop Improv
3 min – Sep 5, 2006
Uploaded by RandomPosts
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx
- The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese. Steven Wright
8 min – Jun 17, 2008
Uploaded by Shabazal28
Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.
Robin Williams – Live At The Met – Alcohol/Marijuana – youtube.com
8 min – Oct 24, 2006 – Uploaded by Jagron
Robin Williams performing the alcohol/marijuana section of his …
Robin Williams on golf – video.google.com
2 min – Jan 18, 1992
Robin Williams explains the origins of golf.
Robin Williams – Viagra – youtube.com
5 min – Feb 19, 2007 – Uploaded by Rdcrystal69
Robin Williams Skit about Viagra
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
George Carlin – Saving the Planet
8 min – Aug 9, 2007
Uploaded by comraderussian
They wanna get you hooked on some legal shit! They just keep on naming symptoms until they name you that you fuckin’ got. It’s like: “Are you sad, are you lonely, you got athletes foot? Are you hot, are you cold, what you got? Ya want this pill huh, mothafucka? You gotta take this pill!” And they don’t even tell you what the pill does, you see a lady on a horse, or a man in a tub… And they just keep namin’ symptoms: “Are you depressed, are you lonely, do your teeth hurt?” What the fuck? I saw a commercial the other day that said, “Do you go to bed at night and wake up in the mo’nin?” “Oh shit they got one! I got that! I’m sick, I need that pill!” Chris Rock Chris Rock – How not to get your ass kicked by …
4 min – Feb 2, 2007
Uploaded by InsaneNutter