Gee … your Facebook postings are really interesting …

 

computer at the "beach"


 
Hey, all you frequent contributors to this and other social networking sites, I’m looking for some direction.

I want to inform my small circle of social networking friends when and where I last took a shit.  Apparently many feel quite strongly that Facebook is the best vehicle for disseminating this type of information.

As I look at it there are several options available to me…use this or other networks, call friends on a land line, on a super hero cell phone, tweet/text them, facsimile, write a post on my blog, visit them or rent a plane with one of those banners trailing in the back.

Those that know me will say “he never calls” … tweet and texting … someone has to show me how and I don’t believe my antique cell phone is capable of doing these operations … I don’t have a fax machine, the price of gas is too expensive and so is renting a plane… so …

Once again those that know me will say “Ya he can be a real arse hole once in a while”. … and I say, now don’t be too hasty  eliminating me from your friend list…and the direction I’m looking for is not to “hell”.

… so… please let me introduce myself …

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