Leave the gun. Take the grannoli…another top ten list

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In a recent post I included Samuel L. Jackson’s rant from Ezekiel and wrote that Pulp Fiction was in my top ten list of movies.  A few readers (thank you) asked what the others were.  I thought rather than list the movies I would just offer up quotes and see if you can identify the movie and who said it.

The first person to get back to me correctly identifying both the movie and character will win a “found object sculpture” from yours truly.

Hey who doesn’t like top ten lists?

So the Biblical scholars mis-translated the Hebrew word for “young woman” into the Greek word for “virgin,” which was a pretty easy mistake to make, since there is only a subtle difference in the spelling. But back then it was the “virgin” that caught people’s attention. It’s not every day a virgin conceives and bears a son. So you keep that for a couple of hundred years, and the next thing you know, you have the Holy Catholic church

 …You can’t fight in here, this is the War Room

Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw … pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious

“Oh, Paulie? You won’t see him no more.”

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I got enough to worry about getting whacked on the street! I gotta come home for this! I should fucking kill you

… This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

… : She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don’t think it’s crazy at all and I don’t think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that’s why I got into jail to begin with. And now they’re telling me I’m crazy over here because I don’t sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don’t make a bit of sense to me. If that’s what being crazy is, then I’m senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that’s it.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ’em, not one stinkin’ dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like …   : victory. Someday this war’s gonna end…

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I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

… Revenge is never a straight line. It’s a forest, And like a forest it’s easy to lose your way… To get lost… To forget where you came in.

… Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club

Good Luck!  Some are easy… others not so …

 

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One Response to Leave the gun. Take the grannoli…another top ten list

  1. Mary Ellen Barlow says:

    1. Snatch
    2. Dr. Strangelove
    3. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
    4. The Godfather
    5. Goodfellas
    6. Caddyshack
    7. One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
    8. Apocalypse Now
    9. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    10. Kill Bill Volume 1
    11. Fight Club

    My favorite is #9

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