Drugs…seek medical attention right away…or Carl Spackler


Diane Sawyer

I am one of the few people that continue to watch the nightly news.  At the present time I prefer Diane Sawyer on ABC.

If you, like me, are one of the  few  people that watch,  I’m sure you note that most if not all the advertisers are for drugs. The disclaimers that follow each pitch are just a hoot.

Seek medical attention right away if any of these SEVERE side effects occur when using Viagra:

 painful or prolonged erection (up to four hours) what happens if it lasts for five hours?  see

Bunclody’s 2nd annual “long cock” competition

….seizure; loss of vision in one or both eyes; Diarrhea…. can we add death by embarrassment?

Some people have had changes in behavior, hostility, agitation, depressed mood, suicidal thoughts or actions while using CHANTIX to help them quit smoking. …  these symptoms may worsen while taking CHANTIX…  some of which can be life-threatening .. Oohh!

Vioxx (arthritis)

I wouldn’t take this one even if Gisele Bundcen was the spokesperson.

Well maybe if she gave it to me personally..


The list of serious side-effects is insane:

  • Fatal heart attack
  • Fatal stroke
  • Stomach and intestinal bleeding
  • Acute kidney failure
  • Severe liver problems
  • Liver failure


Wellbutrin (depression)

They actually say “Wellbutrin XL is well tolerated” on the website because with a list of serious side-effects like this, you have to lie harder.

One of them is even listed in the tagline:

“Proven effectiveness with low risk of sexual side-effects.”

This site tries to convince you to take their drug by reminding you how depression can destroy your life.

Let’s not forget the most often repeated side-effect of taking drugs for depression: SUICIDE!

You can pretty much add all other depression meds to this list too. Just include hostility and violent impulses to the list.

Strattera (ADHD)

Feeling a little hyperactive? This drug can cause liver damage (pretty much all drugs can) and even KILL YOU if taken within two weeks of an MOI inhibitor. Hummmmm…

Prilosec (heartburn)

These sneaky little buggers didn’t even have a link to the safety information on their homepage. They tried to bury it on one of the inner pages titled “About Prilosec.” Anyone care for some constipation and vomiting?

Any favorites that you might have send them on….

So I’m going to stick with Carl Spackler’s recommendation…it just seems right

Carl Spackler Caddy Shack


Carl Spackler: This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.


The following deserve your attention and support:

Peter Chung, John Waskiewicz and Colleen Carney (riders)

…the Matthew W. Houlihan Foundation, Inc.

…go to the following for information about the Foundation



email:  jstankiewicz@communitynurse.com

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One Response to Drugs…seek medical attention right away…or Carl Spackler

  1. It was a short but very real treat to meet you and the Mrs today briefly. It is funny how 2 souls meet, walking around in these human suits at a location, which according to chaos theory is completely random, or according to Buddist doctrine is kharma, or Christian belief the will of God, etc. etc. etc………………………………………….? The follow up should be interesting. Great Blog site and I will have to spend more detailed time with it to comprehend all of the information. Great artwork and selections. My favorite so far is Saturday morning sunrise.

    Rick Barron

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