The Presidential, Vice President and the Senate debates forced me to revisit the entertaining but contentious debates between the “Independent Coulogeous Party” and Monty Python’s “Silly” and “Serious” Party.
Tom Doodle Jr. represented the ICP, I.B. Serious the Silly Party and the Serious Party, by S.P. Naturally. Who won.
Abbott and Costello’s routine on “Who’s on First?” or for those younger voters out there…the South Park episode Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow features a parody of the sketch. “Excuse me, sir. Do you know who farted?”—”He sure did.”—”What’s the person’s name?”—”Who.”—”The guy that farted!”—
Irishman John B. Keane penned “Coulogeous”…while several sources, including the dictionary, offer no definition or explanation of what it means.
If you have read any of Keane’s work you might guess that it means “great craic altogether”. As to when a coulogeous adventure becomes a highogeous one, your guess is as good as the Minister of Silly Walks. I know only that both are limited to a maximum mathematical value. This is in accordance with the famous Einsteinian law that, however great it appears to be, the crack can never exceed 90.
I think you can apply the same law to ever meeting “ the biggest arse hole in the universe”…you may find the second biggest but there will always be someone with greater credentials driving a Prius while reading an article about “fracking” in the New York Times.
Mr. President: Who is in charge of our domestic oil policies.
The President: You got that right.
For my American readers “crack/craic” means good times, lots of action, high jinks, and many “pints” often both together.
Mr. President: Who should be held responsible for the high unemployment in this country.
The President: It’s not Who it’s Bush
Mr. President: Who is responsible for the fuck up in Libya.
The President: Fuck Who…it’s that bitch Hillary.
Mr. Vice President: What is so funny.
The Vice President: Who farted….and What rated him out.
Professor: What makes you qualified to become a Senator.
The Professor: What my arse, it’s the Kennedy’s seat and I’m a Kennedy…no I mean Indian…I’m an Indian
Mr. Governor: Who and What contribute money to your campaign.
“I don’t know Who or What and Where are the Cayman Islands.
Mr. Senator: Who writes your TV advertising.
The Senator: What.
The television ads, especially those about mesothelioma, are horrific and who are you to believe. I don’t know is running the Professor’s campaign but what the fuck is directing the Vice President.
…and who just farted.
You might remember who won the debate between ICP and the Silly Party…and you would be right.
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