Ya feckin eejit its smee…

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In my last blog I wrote about Alan Deering and called him a “pissa”, which, in Boston slang, is good. 

It also got me thinking about American and Irish slang words and phrases. For example the word fuck can be used in many contradictory ways.  Go fuck yourself versus fucking brilliant…quite opposite meanings. 

Bang, ball, pork and shag have the same meaning in slang but have completely different meanings in proper English.  You add carpet to the word muncher and it changes quite vividly.  

For fuck’s sake … catch yourself on …you all have heard this shit before so don’t go “postal” on me.

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The guys on Duck Dynasty are always hunting for beavers, in slang, they might be, but not to kill. 

Some American and Irish slang over lap, especially when it comes to drinking.  An old friend, RIP, came up with these classics …he had a package on…he had a foreign package on…(got drunk at one bar and went to another). 

Others … luthered, jarred, trousered, polluted, ossified, twisted, stocious, bollixed, plastered, tanked, locked, blethered, blathered, smashed, banjaxed, shitfaced, pickled, scuttered, soused, hammered, blind, battered, lashed, poleaxed, slaughtered, wasted,flaming…

My personal favorites … shit faced and package on…and my sister in law’s “nicely” … and yours? 

Most, if not all, slang is not politically correct … I say fuck the PC police. 

Brad Pitt plays a “pikey” in “Snatch” (GREAT MOVIE, very funny and Pitt is fantastic)   If you haven’t seen the movie check this clip out.

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The Pikey Caravan – Snatch. (1/8) Movie CLIP  – YouTube

Jaysus…I was so fuckin scuttered I forgot to pick up the yokes.

Ya wan … that cute hoor …he’s not worth a shite. 

For fuck’s sake will ya cop on … the gobshite is a fuckin chancer and cute hoor to boot.

Sometimes a video is worth a thousand feckin words …this one is from people from different counties in Ireland … very funny and short…click on the title.

How’s About Ye? by Jenny Keogh on Youtube

Then there is the “master wordsmith” George Carlin … he “played” with words and slang … this one is clean and George is at his best

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George Carlin– “Everyday Expressions” – YouTube

“Hey, how’s everyone doing tonight huh?? Good, well fuck YOU!!” Just tryin’ to make you feel at home.”

George Carlin’s Sports Cheer: “Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat. 69 assholes tied in a knot. Hooray, lizzard shit, fuck!”

Most people are not particulary good at anything.

When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell.

I’m completely in favor of the separation of church and state. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

 — is “bogosity” a word? It should be — a lot of bogosity in  spiritual seekers. So you have to find another way to express it. I just call it “how I fit. 

The guy in the Greatful Dead t-shirt and the fuck you hat agrees with me.

“I wouldn’t fuck her with a stolen dick!”

They’re going to ban the toy guns..AND THEY’RE GONNA KEEP THE fuckIN REAL ONES!!

Ya feckin eejit its smee…so chill out… 

Thank you….

 

                      Make English the Official Language of the United States

“History has blessed [the U.S.] with all the freedom and advantages of multiculturalism.

But it has also blessed us, because of the accident of our origins, with a linguistic unity that brings a critically needed cohesion to a nation as diverse, multiracial and multiethnic as America.

Why gratuitously throw away that priceless asset?”  

– Charles Krauthammer 

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