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It is time to rob a bank. 

…and why you may ask would I do that.  I have had a beard for a good part of my life, a white one at that and it will soon be gone.  So when my picture is taken by all the security cameras with a, I think I’ll dye it red, beard, the authorities will be totally confused….oh ya.

A decent beard has long been the number one must-have fashion item for any fugitive from justice. – Craig Brown

Something just doesn’t seem right with this plan.  Maybe I should consider a 7/11 store or a Cumberland Farms gas station.  I need some help here.  There has got to be a way I can make money on this deal.

dan5…and then there are people that say, no one will buy your stuff if you don’t have a beard.  I am trying to figure that one out cuz no one buys my stuff with a beard either.



Ok…I heard what you just said.

The Urban Beardsman lists five reason for growing a beard and they are:

  1.  Beards look cool
  2. Someone else suggests it
  3. Staying warm
  4. Utter laziness
  5. Covering up what’s beneath

Once again you may ask, why did I grow a beard, you might as well ask the most interesting man in the world.

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I suspect my answer would be different than his.

duck_dynasty-1135914…to be continued

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