It is time to rob a bank.
…and why you may ask would I do that. I have had a beard for a good part of my life, a white one at that and it will soon be gone. So when my picture is taken by all the security cameras with a, I think I’ll dye it red, beard, the authorities will be totally confused….oh ya.
Something just doesn’t seem right with this plan. Maybe I should consider a 7/11 store or a Cumberland Farms gas station. I need some help here. There has got to be a way I can make money on this deal.
Ok…I heard what you just said.
The Urban Beardsman lists five reason for growing a beard and they are:
- Beards look cool
- Someone else suggests it
- Staying warm
- Utter laziness
- Covering up what’s beneath
Once again you may ask, why did I grow a beard, you might as well ask the most interesting man in the world.
I suspect my answer would be different than his.
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